Dog steals my Stash!!!!Flim@11

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I am angry. Dumb dumb dog found one of my dead friends. I can't believe it. That dog even had the nerve to try to eat Mr. Dead mouse. Well he would have gotten a nasty surprise. A mouth filled with slimy maggots. Mr. dead mouse was two weeks old. He had to be worth a lot to a special collector. That's it! I will sell my stash on Ebay. There must be someone out there who will give me money for dead animal bodies. You see I tried to get into the bank yesterday. I couldn't get through the front door. A man dressed in a uniform kept throwing me into the parking lot saying "good kitty, now get out". I wanted to scratch his !!@##!##! off, but I just took my stash of dead birds and mice and walked home. I was very disappointed. Banks are not very nice. All I want is some money to buy a car. I want a car to run over that dumb dog. Is that too much to ask. Ohh well, I guess I will try Ebay. Bye for now.

Another One Bites The Dust!!!!!!

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Today I went for a early morning hunt. I caught a mouse!!!! yipeee. He was very fast and gave me a run for my money, but I was quite persistent. So let's see, I killed one bird and one mouse,I think it's time to cash in or invest savings account. These dead bodies are starting to smell. I have decided to go to a bank and try to get some money or a line of credit for my new car. I'm not sure how finance works so I will check out some of those online banks and do my home work. I'm thinking about auto loan or a home equity line of credit,(on my owners house) to pay for my new kitty car. I am so excited. I think I'll also use some of my loan money to buy boots and a new litter box. My litter box is filled with poop because my owners don't clean it. I wonder if I can hire a personal injury attorney and sue my owners for a dirty litter box??????

Time to Drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This morning I did something quite nasty. In the early hours I broke into the neighbors car and took a joy ride. HA HA HA. I wanted to practice my driving skills. I drove around the block. Ha Ha Meow. No one saw me. I had my friend Cuddles snap this picture as proof!!!!! I don't care about auto insurance because It's not my car!!!! If anyone gets hurt they can get a lawyer and take me to court. HAAAAAAAAAAAA On a sad note, I think I killed a pigeon trying to cross the road. Well may be he is still alive I don't know. He can get a personal injury attorney and sue my neighbors. MEow WOOOOOW. Watch out Suni I going to get you!!! You can run but you can't hid. Dumb Dog!!!!!!!!!

I didn't think of auto insurance!

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I just finished reading Suni the poodles blog. He is such a dope. I want to finance my car with bird and mice bodies. Then run him over. I didn't think I needed automoble insurance. What is automoble insurance? Can I just drive my car without it? I guess I have to find auto insurance online for more information. That dope dog thinks I want a car to give him a ride. Little does he know I want my car to ride over him. HA HA HA As for a quick wedding in Vegas, forget it. I would rather starve and freeze to death then be with him. He is a yucky smelly dog. Anyway, I am still on my quest to hunt down birds and mice. Yesterday I posted a great picture. I hope you enjoyed it, I sure did. Well I have to find out about auto insurance online. I would call them but I don't think they understand Meow talk.